spotify might possibly know too much

Spotify has started emailing me things like 

"Summer, want to hear what ________ has been jamming to?"

about random people that I'm friends with on Facebook.


I can only imagine the emails they'll get about me...


"Hey you! This girl you barely remember from college has listened the same One Direction song on repeat for the last 4 hours! Send help, maybe?"

the best of warrior

a guest post by @downeypants
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We don't want to flirt with disaster / On your ass we'll pounce like a panther / Cut the bullshit / Out with a dagger / With a dagger / With a dagger (Warrior)

It's pretty obvious / that you've got a crush / That magic in your pants / It's making me blush (Die Young)

Come gimme some of that yum like a lollipop (C'mon)

Feeling like a saber-toothed tiger/ Sipping on a warm Budweiser (C'mon)

Can I hit you later? / ‘Cause it’s my jam / Rollin’ in my beat up / Gold Trans Am (Thinking of You)

I’m over it / So suck my dick (Thinking of You)

So I got your message / Are you having fun / With your fugly girlfriend? / I’ve moved on (Thinking of You)

Your homegirl hatin' / I say who she? (Crazy Kids)

It's Ke$ha in the casa / They be let-lets make it loco! (Crazy Kids)

Drinking wine on the cement / Outside 7-11. (Only Wanna Dance With You)

Put your motherfuckin' phones up / Light ‘em up, oh yeah. (All That Matters)

This song makes me wanna have sex in my car (Gold Trans Am)

the best of red

"Once upon a time / A few mistakes ago" (I Knew You Were Trouble)

"Took a deep breath in the mirror / He didn't like it when I wore high heels / But I do" (Begin Again)

"I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end / But on a Wednesday in a cafe / I watched it begin again" (Begin Again)

"We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time" (22)

"Hey, you called me up again just to break me like a promise / So casually cruel in the name of being honest" (All Too Well)

"Well I guess we fell apart in the usual way / And the story's got dust on every page" (Holy Ground)

"I just like hanging out with you all the time" (Stay Stay Stay)

"Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street / Faster than the wind / Passionate as sin / Ended so suddenly" (Red)

"Words, how little they mean / When you're a little too late" (Sad Beautiful Tragic)

"And we walk down the block to my car / And I almost brought him up / But you start to talk about the movies that your family watches / Every single Christmas / And I want to talk about that" (Begin Again)

yes, the rumors are true

I started another blog.

I know, right?

Brace yourselves.

I'm older. I'm wiser.

And this is a post-tumblr world we live in, so shit's about to GET REAL*.


*and by "get real" I mean that we are all about to see if I can still be entertaining with more than 140 characters to play with. The odds are not in my favor.